Quotes
Since my primitive web page edited on my 486 in my dorm room a few years ago, lots of things have changed. Sections have come and gone, but the quotes have always remained. I enjoy collecting them and they seem to get a lot of attention from other web browsers, which is the point of making a web page right?

The Friends section of quotes, is obviously quotes from my friends. What might be less obvious from reading them, howver, is the circumstances under which they were said. Some are mildly directed towards older audiences. Most are statements purposefully chosen to sound funny taken out of context. If you are ever hanging out with me or my friends and you hear one of us yell "Quote Page!", chances are you or someone else just said something that sounded perverted, twisted or otherwise self-degrading.

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Computer Related Quotes
Business Related Quotes
General Quotes
Friends Quotes
Mature Audiences Quotes
Love/Romance Related Quotes
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