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	Spectrum of Shoe Hatred - 10/23/2008

	I understand that women wear shoes for a variety of reasons. The obligatory foot protection/warmth aside, they can add to an outfit. There are, however, a number of mistakes that women make when choosing footwear. I've taken the time to create the following graphic to assist the fairer sex in their selection: (If you cannot see the above image on this website, read this article at its source.) In essence, there is a "spectrum of hatred" towards shoes. On the somewhat acceptable end, you have orthopedic shoes worn primarily by nurses or people with a bad case of gout. If someone sees you wearing these shoes on the street, they'll assume you work on your feet all day and have sacrificed a social life for your comfort. I didn't say they'd respect you, but at least they'd understand. On the extreme other end of the spectrum are Crocs and Uggs. Wearing Crocs, it's apparent that you've given up on any semblance of self-respect. And there's little excuse for those fuzzy boots, either. They're not only ugly, but expensive too! When people on the street see you wearing those, they're overwhelmed by a strong desire to kick you in the ankles as hard as possible. In conclusion, if it's your masochistic intent to repulse those around, feel free to traipse around town in the above-referenced footwear as much as possible. If, like most people, you desire the company of others, print and laminate this page as a handy reference of shoes to avoid while shopping.

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